January 2012
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What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
December 2011
74 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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When gym teachers make you run a mile.
After 3 feet:
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Please read: Due to a high amount of unused...
yankees-bsb-aremyinspiration:
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
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are you happy now ? that their on the ground, &do...
itsnevereasythenithurts:
I heard that it was done to you, is that why you do what you do? well that’s no excuse!! no, if it felt like hell to you, then why’d you want to put them through.. what hurt yoou ?
are you happy now ?
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Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
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Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
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I love being home alone.
billybeatofu:
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
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Your life 10 years from now:
epic-humor:
Expectations:
Reality: